PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Good morning Loyal Citizens
The better 51% of the United Kingdom have cast their vote and theres no going back now, kids!
Soon the darkness will descend, newborns will snatched from their mothers arms by rabid gulls, the elderly will strip circuit boards with their teeth for suppositories and every doctor, nurse and barrista will be forced to leave the country to find their fortunes in the irradiated Euro dessert.
Yes, Citizens - your avocado toast will be just toast from now on - just two dry slices of Hovis, but dont worry, chaps! - our upper lips have never been stiffer, and, youll be thrilled to learn, that, to celebrate BREXIT Great Shitains getting its own EUROVISION™, right on the EAT ME stage - and, this MARCH 22nd our performers will be competing for the chance to win the greatest prize of all an Imperial Blue ENGLISH PASSPORT.
WATCH as things occur!
GASP as events unfold!
and CRY as asbestos rains down from the ceiling!
Yes, EAT ME: THE BREXIT EDITION will serve you a full continental breakfast of DRAG featuring:
PRETENSIOUS DROSS aka JIM BURROWS
KEVIN LE GRAND
& Miss BABS DARLING
all hosted in (questionable) style by the delectable and fully erectable MIDGITTE BARDOT and her patriotic pal UNION JILL!
with superstar PREACH! djs:
TRACY WILDER (Sonic Yootha, Superstar Boudoir)
& MARILYN MISANDRY to help usher us into our new Utopia. X
BEST OF BRITAIN PATRIOTS MENU:
a culinary celebration of our nations rich colonial history (all Vegan - GF on request)
NO.79 CHINESE BUFFET
a bumper buffet selection of delicious chinese snacks inc. spring rolls, fried noodles, salad & two dipping sauces
THE NATIONAL DISH
a rich n creamy tikka masala served with fluffy basmati rice, popadom, raita & mango chutney
THE NATION CRUMBLES
a caramel apple crumble topped with toasted almonds and a luxurious dollop of vanilla custard.
COSTUME COMPETITION THEMES:
- EUROVISION WINNERS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE
- BRIT-TIL-I-QUIT ENGLAND FLAG SLAG
- W.I GINGHAM GLORYHOLE
- TOFFEE NOSE TINA
- ETON HOT MESS
- KINGS AND QUEENS OF TUCKINGHAM PHALLUS
DOORS OPEN AT 8.00
EAT ME STARTS AT 8.30 SHARP
ENDS AT 10.30
YOUR HOUSE - TIL ABOUT 5PM THE NEXT DAY ;)
£5 - just preach! (11-3am)
£10 - cabaret + preach! disco
£20 - 3 course dinner, cabaret + preach! disco
(CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE, LET US KNOW at firstname.lastname@example.org)
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