EAT ME presents…
CAPTAIN’S LOG: (LONG AND BROWN) STARDATE MAY 10TH
THE CREW ARE ON RED ALERT, SHEILDS ACTIVATED!
We’re being chased by Emperor May’s Death Star and running out of fuel FAST! – so, the intergalactic space vessel S.S EAT ME has been forced to take one last trip (not that kind) into the unknown - and beyond!
Yes, comrades - we’re piloting our queer party vessel to the ONLY safe place for our kind left in the universe – the ONLY place the Lizard Race are truly afraid of - straight into the singularity of a BIG black hole!
So, whether you’re a cloud of pink mist, a BORG queen, an amorphous blob – whether you’re Klingon or a dingleberry, a Wookie or a Yoda - with Artificial Intelligence or just Natural Stupidity – you’re welcome aboard! But- resistance is futile, because we’ve set our phasers to STUN, scoured the dark moons of Uranus and made sure we’ve got something for EVERYONE!
Fresh from Sinkin’ the Pink – we’ve got yellow queen of Brum:
and her co-hostess with the most-ess
with big gay GALAXY of stars including:
THE NIGHT BUS
KEVIN LE GRANDE
The musical stylings of THE HUNGRY BITCHES to finish us off!
When the shows over and we’ve entered the singularity- stick around a hot minute and shake a tentacle as we take you to another dimension in our Infinity Ball PREACH!
the delectable superstar DJ Miss Tracy Wilder aka SILK TRAY
and dirty disco hunk of rock JOSH CHERRY