The Apple (1980) Cert: 12A
Dir: Menahem Golan
Stars: Catherine Mary Stewart, George Gilmour, Grace Kennedy 

Extreme-kitsch magic to make your Christmas sparkle! Jason Bailey at Flavorwire describes The Apple "the kind of nutty project that bad-movie love is all about: it's clearly the product of a singular, insane vision, unperturbed by any notion of good taste, good sense, or good storytelling". Menahem Golan's epic sci-fi-meets-disco calamity is a great watch - made in 1980 but set in the distant future of 1994, it features a song contest, an evil Svengali and the dark side of rock-n-roll.
Book early, last year's Pride Christmas Special camp-fest Can't Stop the Music sold out in record time.